Now before you think that this is about me because of the word jabber involved in the post you are wrong.
I do not talk much.
It’s about 4 ladies ….
It took an instant for 4 ladies to decide that they needed to take a trip together.
It took them an instant to a create a foolproof way of ensuring that planning for the trip can commence -Of course there was a “Girls just wanna have fun” WhatsApp group made – I mean is it even possible to plan a trip or dinner without a WhatsApp group anymore.
It took them a lot of deliberations and intense scrutiny of their social and work calendars to work out an ideal “DAY” for this trip.
A lot more discussion and after let’s do Goa being constantly recommended by some crazy individual – the city of Jaipur was deemed suitable.
And if you thought that was a lot of discussion for a one day trip – well you should have seen these ladies on the trip. Some of them started talking at 6 am and finished talking at 4 am, the next day. No exaggeration.
The ladies throats thanked the God above that this was a one day trip. And as proof that God always helps the needy, the ladies went in for a spa in individual rooms, that allowed the poor throats a one hour respite
But wait have I been saying ladies – ha! Not really ladies, they haven’t truly evolved into ladies of today. Much like the chimpanzee who almost looks human but doesn’t have a thumb.
Just imagine they lack basic survival skills required to be a lady in today’s day and age.
They have zero selfie taking skills.
Uselessness in this skill should be reason enough to kick them back to 1995. You know the time when your phone was a stationary phone that didn’t click photos!
All they did was laugh at themselves and others In their selfies.
Oh look you don’t have a neck. You look like a floating head
Wait you both look like you share a body. Like the 2 headed creature from Harry Potter.
My hair is looking electrocuted.
Your head is occupying three fourths of the photo.
My double chin has given birth to triplets.
Someone needs to press the click button. Oh wait that makes your arm cover us all up .
U get the drift right. I mean think about it an absolute inability to pose or click selfies. And worse still there was no check in post about a fun trip with the girlies and no immediate upload of the 3 selfies that didn’t make them look like Martians on earth.
One of them might have been slightly higher on the evolution chain and reluctantly suggested that maybe we should upload a couple of snaps onto Facebook. Imagine 9 hours after the trip ended.
Selfies apart. The trip was a detox – away from the daily grind, we discussed it all. Opinions advice, laughs, husbands, kids, careers – we talked and talked and talked. We had planned to visit a couple of places instead we talked.
And it didn’t seem enough.
Oh wait since this is about jabbering and I am not really not that talkative – this post is not about me . It’s about 4 half evolved ladies
Any recommendations for this throat pain I have?
since I *may* or may not have been part of these jabbering Jaipur day trip ladies. ( pause for pink panther suspense music) I didn’t really have time to post last night.
This is part of the April AtoZ challenge and this is my entry for J