Why we are friends…

Cheeni to Nut: Atishhuuuu (p.s. thats her name for me) – i fought with hubby A today
Nut (wonders – real tragedy or meena kumari types) – Why What happened
Cheeni: Coz he misbehaved in my dreams yesterday, he left me for his first gf…i woke up feeling so awful. But i have told him to be nice in future dreams
Nut: Arrey…Same thing happened to me last year -i dreamt Tall One left me for brown girl (In Cheeni and Nut world – brown girl refers to women who wear boring clothes and colours) – u know the type who makes garma garm rotis and even put coriander leaves on the sabji. I toh didn’t talk to him that day…
Cheeni – Haw…these men na
Nut: Never mind baby – u know what the best part is – u can use at as a weapon when u fight
Cheeni (the student awaits the guru’s wise words) – Haink?
Nut puts on her wisest face and says:</strong Arrey we never do such things in their dreams na…!!!

Cheeni and Nut laugh away…while A and the Tall One wonder whether to call the psychiatrist, divorce lawyer or God (for divine help and all).

i suggest they just not cheat! What say

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38 thoughts on “Why we are friends…

  1. celestialrays

    I too had such a dream and I gave AB left and right after I woke up for cheating on me with the short girl having knee-long hair… Bloody hell, I chopped her hair in my dream out of mad rage πŸ˜€
    We all are mad aren’t we? πŸ˜€

    And you two – you took your revenge by scaring the guys with this conversation πŸ˜›

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  2. Nuttie Natters Post author

    Good job on cutting hair…i was just a dignified ice-icle in my dream…

    Thank the god lord…both of us are not the only crazy ones…Yes Divz…this qualifies as tap tap business!

    The guys were really zapped. Ha Ha!

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  3. Swaram

    LOL I hd a dream where Su ws announcing to a public gathering that he is gonna leave me πŸ˜›
    And when I told him in the morning, he did nt deny but asked me why he wud want to say it @ a public gathering hmmpf!!!!!
    Uff Relieved I am not the only weird one here πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ err hope I cn say that πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    coriander leaves on the sabji – Ayyo! I do but am nt a brown girl pls πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

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  4. Nuttie Natters Post author

    To me ppl who put coriander leaves on the sabji are the epitome of cooking/house-keeping πŸ˜€

    Yes, from what i know of u – u dont qualify as a brown girl…they are the boring types

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  5. telugumom

    I had a couple of such dreams (where my DH cheated on me) when I was pregnant – may be the hormones.

    I too put coriander leaves on sabji, but am not a brown girl…..

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  6. comfortablynam

    Those two guys I bet don’t even know what hit them.. what with 2 nuts like you..

    Coriander leaves on the sabji..sigh..the coriander go bad sitting in my fridge..And when someone is coming over..I make special effort..Clean them..cut them up..yadaa yadaa.. Then forget to put them on before serving the food.. 😐

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  7. DI

    Where is my second comment? I distinctly remember leaving another comment after reading 😦
    Anyway, the summary of the comment was something like ‘poor husbands’ . Seriously, where is it?

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    1. Nuttie Natters Post author

      Standing ovation – u put coriander everytime???

      Wow…i am impressed…!!!

      and garam rotis too…can i come and live with u…though i will pick out the coriander and not eat it…but u can reuse it then na πŸ˜›

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  8. Chatterbox

    That was one super hilarious post πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
    I am so glad to have come across your witty blog πŸ˜›
    You guessed it right naughty girls, those two men can’t imagine this bit in their wildest dreams why their wives just fought with them πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰
    Absolutely awesome πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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    1. Nuttie Natters Post author

      i had my dream before inception…but come to think of it…do u think the tall one is trying to plant the idea in my head.

      Oh cool…u gave me one more weapon…chinki…What a deadly one…must tell cheeni too

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  9. zephyr

    πŸ˜€ That was a long awaited Cheeni post! Thanks NN! it might sound weird, me being a grandma and all, but I still don’t talk to the L&M the day after I have any such dream! πŸ™‚ Men never change do they, even in dreams? πŸ˜€

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  10. Sonia

    Such a funny post!! I also get such dreams and walk around fuming while P is highly highly amused….And I put corriander on my subzis and sometimes make garam rotis – but I am NOT sob sob a brown girl hehe…

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    1. Nuttie Natters Post author

      See…after watching inception…i have come to the conclusion that maybe the Tall one is trying to plant these dreams in my head…No No dont sob…brown girl is for the women who wear boring clothes, talk boring things…not us bloggies…we are 2 cool πŸ˜€

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