So i mentioned in my previous blog about how on the occasion of “All fools day” i was going to tell my “bff” that i was pregnant…Hmmm now that didn’t go exactly how i planned. so the conversation went like this
The evil plan is already cooked up in the Nut’s head. and the stars are all aligned as the Nut can see Cheeni is calling!
Cheeni – meanie u not meeting me coz of your aerobics (the devious cheeni is scheming if i dont let her go for aerobics i iwll be the hottie friend and she will be the fat friend)
Nut – No not going
Cheeni (Sounding suspicious) – Whhy???
Nut – I have been advised not to
Cheeni – Whhyyy, Tell babe
Nut – i think i am preggie – took a home test yesterday and is showing +ve will go to doc tomm and confirm..
Cheeni – did u do the home test properly – How many times did u try?
Nut fumbles thru this – not used the home test – has no clue how to use it and how it shows results – using knowledge from TV serial friends…and they say TV is not educational
Cheeni – (choking voice) – God babe! i am so happy for u – c i told u, you would be the first one – I am going to Divorce A (her husband who is kinda anti the baby making business) and i am not going to speak to u for ditching me! but i am happy for u. Ok i need to get back. Evil boss has meeting
On a sidenote – Cheeni feels she should have a baby because she wants six months off – away from her silly boss. A doesn’t think that is a valid reason …i wonder why??
Nut comes back to desk – feeling guilty for making Cheeni feel chokkie types, feeling guilty about A and Cheeni’s impending divorce decides to end hoax on sms (What call HER and have her YELL at me…no i am chicken)
Nut at 13:33: Babe check the date on the calendar once and Please REMEMBER HOW MUCH U LOVe ME and HOW SWEET I am
Cheeni at 13:33: B****
Nut at 13:40 – do u still love me?
Nut at 13:41 – Do u? Do u? my cheeni no?
Nut at 13:42: My lambu no? See i told u immediately instead of extending it. I not so bad no. Say something or i stalk u
(thinks in head – Attention seeking Cheeni must be loving the flurry of sms)
Nut at 13:44: If i meet u in the evening will u talk to me?
Nut at 13:45 – Come onnnn…u can’t resist me..my pretty toes, my pretty eyes, my pretty me
Nut at 13:48 – U can’t be so mean to me 😦 see i can’t work also 😦 i feel guilty but i small baby na…promise promise i never do again
Nut at 13:49 – Lip out (Conjures cute image of herself and tries to transfer to cheeni thru telepathy)
Nut at 13:50 – phew i am tired now (kitna bhaav khati hai)
Nut at 13;55 – nine messages in nine mmins…cmon cheeni me feeling v bad…u thhink there is an award for fastest message typer
Mail sent to Cheeni – pretty pretty cheeni
Nut at 14:01 – Lip Paining, knee hurting, heart sadding, Help meee
Cheeni at 14:01- Say you are a mean girl. You play with people’s emotions
nut repeats faithfully
Cheeni at 14:02 – Say you are like vasu rajvansh (for the ignorant ppl – she is the vamp in the serial bidaai.. Cheeni and i are quite sad and a lot of all lives revolve around 2 soaps)
Nut: yes yes – like vr and evil sil put into one
Cheeni – say u will treat me like a princess now and get me gifts
Nut: NO princess only 1 gift
Cheeni: Ook big gift
Nut: Yes big gift – lill person to call u cheeni maasi
Cheeni – b****!
(cheee cheeni – what will ur mommy say??)